I messed around with the pokémon fusion thing and:
….and now I’m laughing so hard because it looks like:

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OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
AACCUUURAAATEEE.
THE GLOWY STICK GENERATION ASSEMBLE! B(
THE GLOWY STICK GENERATION
:D
what about the glowstick of destiny
reblogging for the glowstick of destiny
Close enough, let’s go.
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
I just said “that’s brilliant” aloud.

yeah so
i got distracted in driver’s ed
shit
are you fucking kidding me.
woah
when i get distracted
Fucking hell
D: THATS AMAZING

A ‘birdseye’ view of a Northern Goshawk (Accipiter gentilis) maneuvering through a forest.
watch the rest here!
tumblr is giving me the option of following myself
do it
rip open a hole in spacetime
theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane
this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
my little sister and i went to go see the great gatsby and the power just went out in the theatre because of a storm and the movie shut off and after a few seconds i just went “well this is a mediocre gatsby” and everyone groaned and four people left
THE LAST GIF
Tumblr: Combining everything I love since FUCKING FOREVER
THE LAST GIF
the last one
Seriously, I lost it at the last one.
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are not even attracted to the doctor
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
Headcanon Accepted.
On my god my feels! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THEM?!!!!
That canon…I LIKE IT. ANOTHER!



















